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Before you actually read this, we should get one thing straight. I'm not real. I am completely fictional. The Author made me up because The Author leads an excruciatingly slow life, so they created me. I'm suppose that I'm some semblance of productive.

I don't really have a name. Or an age. Or a gender. The Author didn't tell me any of these. When a character is created out of nothing, they only know what's in the papers. I know that I am, I know that I exist now, but I don't know what I exist as until The Author gives me a list.
According to the list, I have no gender, but more often than not, I'm female.
According to the list, I have no age.
According to the list, I move through time ans space on a daily basis, depending on THe Author's mood.
According to the list, I hate Tuna Fish.

Oh, and according to the list, I'm a bitch.